Auarox

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

My grandma just told me when she passes on, she wants to be cremated and put at the foot of my grampa’s grave. Since me and my grandma are so close, she asked if I would make the same arrangements for myself for when I pass on. To be cremated and placed by my grampa’s other foot since I was very close to him when I was younger so that we may rest in peace together forever. I agreed. My grandma got the biggest grin I’ve ever seen when I said I would. 

Not only did I agree to that, but I told myself years ago that when my grandma does pass on, I would get a tattoo of some form in her memory. I told her that and she began to cry. Not of sadness, but of happiness. 

Just thought I’d share this with you Tumblr people.

you find out that your dad is hitting on your friend.

Okay so my friend/brothers ex just told me that her and my dad have been exchanging messages with each other on Facebook and he’s been sorta hitting on her. Telling her that he used to think she looked really good when my older brother dated her and that she still looks amazing now and the worst part is… that she don’t mind it! She’s actually falling for my dad!!! She dated my brother, tried to date me, and now my dad!?!? She’s 19 and he’s 44, see the awkwardness here Tumblr people?

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

(Source: raisinbagels)

darkfuse:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view